Warhol uses brass knuckles ‘cause he’s a badass. Pietro lost his eye saving Raphael from a battle with Shredder. Pablo, thinking he’s Wolverine, fights with golden claws. Rasputin wields a scythe since he’s sadistic as hell. Niccolo is a true ninja, holding giant kunai. Giorgione is the team’s chef, which means pizza for days. Dánae steals fanboys’ hearts with her steel fans. Taddeo reps NYC as a b-boy. Josetsu is raised by the Foot Clan to be a secret enforcer; young and violent, he enjoys assassinating others on behalf of his master, and will slit your throat with his twin kusarigama before you even notice. Lastly, Van and Vink, the mutant versions of Jekyll and Hyde, possess enormous strength.

Fifth Turtle Jam, by Crista Galli, Mikhail Moore, and Royce Southerland.

Which of these turtles would you want joining Leo and the others?


I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so


How puppies help when you’re sick.


I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus


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