My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

frenchiefuckingill:


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.


mcroosa:

Mommy teaching baby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

(Source: catleecious)

officialunitedstates:

theres too many 13 year olds on the internet.  i didnt go on the internet till i was 15 and all i did was join a nintendo site to try to get ds friend codes

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)