crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes


American Horror Story: an emoji guide.

(Source: sistersjude)


bossanovabyss:

neropunk:

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

(Source: i-am-entei)

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

image


trashyprinces:

Four.

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”